So yesterday was April Fool's day, and I completely got owned by three of my friends. I fell for it THREE TIMES. Only two are really worth mentioning, though.

Part I: Anita

While trudging along on the 20-minute walk to school, I decided to call my friend Anita to see what she was up to. She told me that she was in the hospital after getting in a car wreck on the way to school, she even told me the details and that she broke her arm... etc. etc. I went as far as trying to console her and make her feel better, and thinking about how I could skip work that night to go visit.

"April Fools!!!!"

I suck at life!! And if that wasn't dumb enough...

Part II: Suzie

Later that day, I called my friend Suzie to make sure she was still good to work out that night. She sounded really upset and starting saying that she wish she could, but shes having some money problems with the new house she's trying to get for next semester. She said her checked bounced and the bank screwed something up, so she has to to work that out. Poor Suzie!

Again, I completely fell for it and started telling her that I know how frustrating that sort of stuff can be, but I'm sure that she'll get it all worked out.

"April Fools!!!!"

Again, I suck at life. After getting done a second time that day, I let a string of dammits shits and fucks go un-restricted on a crowded part of campus. Of course a few people gave me concerned and/or scared looks, but they had no way of knowing the pain and agony of getting OWNED by two of your best friends on April fool's day.

Moral of the story? NEVER forgot about April 1st!!! And never let your guard down.

Ever.