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Food For Thought Diarrhea

Posted on April 9th, 2008 at 3:34 AM

The ratio of hunger sastifaction and taste to cost in both time and money for preparing typical college meals such as Rice-a-Roni and Ramen noodles is impressively high. The vanishingly small denominator makes up for the less-than-impressive numerator mostly, but that is beside the fact.

I hope the lack of nutrition I've experienced for the past 2.5 years of my life won't have any lasting consequences extending past the short term, because all I eat is shit. The usual college limiting factors of time, money, and laziness take their greatest toll on my eating habits (mostly), and I find myself either eating way too little or way too much.

I wonder if there will come a distinct turning point in my life in which the allure of free food will cease to overcome the normal barriers erected between yummy and yucky; because everyone knows that right now, food tastes the best when it's free.

If you haven't guessed already from the necker-cube-esque title or the inane preceding paragraphs, this entry has absolutely no point whatsoever.

Continuing:

When I was child (I caught a fleeting glimpse)1, I used to love mac and cheese loaded up with black pepper. Ever since then, I have been doing the same, but the amount of pepper required to reach my optimal level of seasoning has increased through the years.

I don't know if this is indicative that I now have a larger area of taste buds that require more stimulation, or if I have basically fried my gustational abilities by over-saturating them a ridiculous amount of black pepper. My roommates love to think it's the latter, and give me crap about it.

Anyway, I think I have done enough rambling. Due to cramming for an exam, my sleep schedule is out of phase by just about 180 degrees, so I might be up for a while.

1You really should know what this is alluding to, if not, go listen to some more Pink Floyd (Comfortably Numb).

This entry was filed under Humor and College

There are 2 comments.
  1. April 9th, 2008, 10:14 PMyour love! said:
    I totally understand what you're talking about. Just the other day, I went and got free African food from Newcomb, free crawfish from the b-school, and free snowballs in Pocket Park. An entire meal, appetizer, entree and dessert, for free. College programs are the best.

    And do you ever get those random cravings? I swear...today I ate a HALF BAG of Dove chocolates and half of my 2 quarts of chocolate soy milk (which is delicious by the way). Man...I need to work out.

    <3
  2. April 15th, 2008, 1:07 AMNathril said:
    Your shitty food consumption habits will one day kill you..... just a prediction.

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