I recently fixed my roomate's old laptop. It's a hefty Compaq Presario 2200, with a 1.3 GHz Celeron M and 480 MB RAM. It's underwhelming power in no way justifies the 5.2 lbs of flimsy plastic, but for working on my C and VHDL programs anywhere, it does the job.

The thing is, it would overheat within minutes after turning it on, so I replaced the fan because it would never spin up.. and it worked! When I first got it from him, however, I was messing around with it and re-installing the OS, and the only way for me to get that to work without it turning off due to the processor overheating was with a very creative use of my floor fan.

Everything was significantly easier once the new fan arrived, obviously.

In a completely unrelated event, I randomly starting bleeding from my forearm the other day. I was talking to my roomate when I felt my arm was really wet, and when I looked down I saw that it was soaked in blood. I ran over to the bathroom and washed it off, while trying to find where it was all coming from.

There was no cut or gash or anything, just a small pin-prick sized hole from which blood was gushing out. And it wouldn't stop for about thirty minutes. It wouldn't bleed if I kept preasure on it, but even after leaving preasure on it for about five minutes, it would continue to bleed. A LOT. Eventually it stopped, and the only reason for it that my roomates and I could come up with was that a bee had stung me (we were around a lot of bees earlier... this isn't entirely random), and the stinger had just come out, and that maybe it hit a large vein.

I am completely aware that that sounds extremely impropable, but there really aren't any other good reasons as to why I would just start gushing blood out of my arm.

In parting I leave you with a YouTube video that'll make you laugh, about buhLOOD! (it's funny, not gross you wimps).