Everyone Does This
You’re on the shitter– there’s nothing to read. What do you do?
Pick up the shampoo or toothpaste, procede to read the back.
Prove me wrong.
Be Good At What You Do
I’m of the opinion that regardless of your job, you should at least put forth some modicum of effort in fulfilling your duties. Every job is important… from being a janitor to a CEO of a Fortune 500 company; obviously certain jobs are more glamorous and desirable… but that’s beside the point.
The thing is, there’s [...]
Reflections on a Dying Jeep
Recently I was gifted a new car (1997 Nissan Pathfinder) by my step-mom’s family to replace my ever-faithful 1996 Jeep Cherokee Sport. The Jeep was my first car and a perfect first car at that; it was nice enough to stay running (most of the time) and shitty enough not to have to constantly worry [...]
Food For Thought Diarrhea
The ratio of hunger satisfaction and taste to cost in both time and money for preparing typical college meals such as Rice-a-Roni and Ramen noodles is impressively high. The vanishingly small denominator makes up for the less-than-impressive numerator mostly, but that is beside the fact.
I hope the lack of nutrition I’ve experienced for the past [...]
E-Penis Contest
It’s inevitable:
Put more than two engineers in the same room for a short amount of time, and without fail, the conversation will eventually turn into the classic engineering equivalent of a penis length contest.
By that I mean, the untold competition that is having the most amount of shit to do in the next week or [...]
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