Life's Miscellaneous Et Ceteras

Brandon Valosek's reflections on life, philosophy, and programming

Category: Humor

Questionable Coding Practices

As I’m trying to finish up one of my programming projects, I was scanning through some of the code I had written and found something that was rather… interesting.
Normally, I consider myself a good programmer, but sometimes I have to take shortcuts and cut corners.
Here is a snippet from one of my recent projects in [...]

Born Of Bordem

There’s a famous quote that says,
“Necessity is the mother of invention.”
This of course referring to the fact that in times of great need, the demand for innovation and scientific development swells to try and compensate for whatever society is needing.
A lesser-know variant is “Boredom is the father of innovation”. For some reason, given 2 or [...]

Awkward Faces

Do you ever catch yourself making a terribly awkward face? For example… maybe it’s that funny movie you’ve seen 30 times with your friends, and the lead character just made (yet another) humorous reference to breasts… so you laugh.
Approximately 1.3 seconds later the joyous smile has faded from your face… but with your eyes glued [...]

Keep Austin Weird?

Living in Austin… I see some weird shit. From the drag rats to the transvestites on 6th to the RTF students, it just isn’t your normal town. They even sell merch that says “Keep Austin Weird.” Here’s an example I managed to capture on my cell phone:

“I Brake For Amazons, The only Bush I trust [...]

The Eastfield Disaster

Today I took my final for my US government class at Eastfield Community College. It was cake…. but we’ll see when my grades come in. It was a different experience, going to Eastfield vs. UT, but I lucked out and got a pretty cool professor that was really opinionated, somewhat cynical… and just weird enough [...]